I commented in parentheses throughout the profiles below what I thought of them and why: I gave this profile a passing grade because while it’s not great, nothing about it makes it terrible.“I have been in the ——- area for a few years now and always looking to meet new people. I enjoy meeting new people and going to new places. Now imagine you’re the guy on the other end of the mouse - you know - the hot one you were just peeking at. I know you’re just glancing at the pictures in the catalog, but don’t the Headlines make you want to Click?(This first sentence says nothing eye-catching about the woman and is very bland, and boring). (still, nothing thought provoking or attractive) I am very spontaneous and I love the outdoors, watching movies, dancing, and traveling. (Finally something somewhat interesting that she says about herself).
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This guy shows a playful and light personality that seems to match the mischievous grin in his profile pic. Do you notice how this headline not only uses a little humor, but it targets a certain kind of lady. Hardy would like to meet an avid reader, or perhaps his dream girl is an adventurer with a passion for nostalgia.
Either way, he was clever to craft towards a particular kind of girl with something interesting. These days, we have to grab our moments - not mosey into them. We want more excitement but we have less time to enjoy it.
This isn’t a philosophical comment on societal morals - it is simply reality. Can we make it easier for your Prince Charming to find you?
I routinely scan the dating sites to help my clients find their own Prince Charmings, and I make a game of trying to find the best headlines. "Looking for a guy whose IQ is bigger than his shoe size" 5. "Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree" 1.